Friday, March 27, 2009
Adults are Stupid (rantings of a teenager)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
The Subject of Objectifying Women
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Good Customers Bad Customers
Me
Good Customer #1
Good Customer #2
Bad Customer
First off I work at a small coffee shop. now the story can begin.
Good Customers: This one day a guy came in and asked for a small tea. I pointed him to our selection and he asked if we had a particular kind and I said what we have there is all we have. he picked one and handed it to me. At the last minute he changes his mind, so he takes it back and picks another one and said "Sorry I don't mean to be difficult". And he really wasn't being difficult at all, and that fact that he was still apologizing for it was just so great. I love customers like this.
Just recently (from the time this was written) I was working and a woman orders a hot tea, a diet snapple and she's going to order a sandwich but she can't make up her mind. Her and I talk for a bit and she decides to get a tuna melt, and I completely forgot all the other stuff she ordered but she was nice enough to remind me of it in a polite way that made us both laugh. So I give her the tea, and the snapple. She ends up waiting up to 10 mins. or more for her sandwich because (at the place I work there's always 2 people on a shift, I was in the front and my co-worker Sarah was in the back, she was working on the sandwiches) two women ordered sandwiches before her and they had to be made. I took even longer for her sandwich to get made because Sarah dropped her sandwich when she tried to put it on the grill. After the woman finishes her sandwich she orders a small cup of peppermint ice cream. I ring her up and give her the wrong amount of change, she realized it before I did but said it was fine. She gets the ice cream, sits down, and eats it. She comes back a few minutes later and says it tastes bad. So her, Sarah, and I are trying to figure out what's wrong. The woman was still so nice and asked for just a couple of small scoops from the bottom, I did that and she said it was fine. She comes back to the register and wants two canisters of tea.
"Do you guys take checks if they're from San Fransisco?"
"Yeah" (we're only allowed to take local checks, what I thought this meant was within the Bay Area.....I was wrong) The lady comes back after going to her car and getting her checkbook.
"I've got some bad news"
"You can't take my check"
"Yeah, sorry."
"Okay now I have to decide which of these I want" She decides which one to get so I ring her up on that and for some stupid reason the register (which was made in the 70's) taxes her, which it isn't suppose to do. After everything that woman had been through she is now my favorite person for not losing because just about any other person at that point would've just lost it.
Bad Customer: Another guy walks in, I think he was African... or English. He asks for a large tea so I ring him up on the register. This is where it begins, "Is that gonna be it for you?" "Yes" "Okay your total is two ten." "No"
"No" At this point I want to say something along the lines of "What the f*$k do you mean "no"?
"That's not the right price." When this event took place I had been working there for about 2 1/2 months. But for all he knew I'd been working there to a point where I knew everything so how the f*$k is he going to tell me 'what the right price is'. But just to appease him I go and talk to my co-worker Juarez (who has been working there for about 7 years) to see if I "made a mistake"(rolls eyes sarcastically) he says what I rang him up as was right. So I go back to the man and says "That's how much it costs" "Is this Starbucks?"
xxxBREAKxxx
You have got to be kidding me. I can't even begin to fully express the sheer stupidity of this man's words. First off.... Do you see Starbucks anything ANYWHERE in the store? When you walk in there's a sign that says "Friends Don't Let Friends Go To Starbucks". If you've EVER been inside a Starbucks they have their insignia ALL OVER THE PLACE. You literally cannot take half a step into Starbucks without seeing that earthy mermaid thing.
xxxRESUME STORYxxx
I simply look at him and say no. "Is there a Starbucks near here?" I give him directions to a Starbucks near by and he says "Eh, I'll just buy it." Then he asks me what kind of tea we have.
In short I truly love good customers with all my heart.
As for teh bad customers.... they can suck it.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Teen Celebs that Don't Amount to $h!t
Mitchel Musso, the only thing about him that bugs me is that he did a remake of the song 'Lean on Me' by Bill Withers..... and it sucked I mean it really sucked.
The Naked Brothers Band. The lead singer... to me it sounds like he just raises the pitch in his voice to make it go higher not actually singing. I've only heard a couple of songs but he's not much of a singer. Again my opinion.
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus. I have a theory. She got where she is because of her dad, in my opinion she can't sing that well, I'm pretty sure she can't dance and um well that's about it. I can't stand how there are hundreds of people extremely more talented than her and yet not only does she have a full blown making money up the wall music career but also has a TV show.
(next time: whatever I feel like at the time)
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Disney Channel and Affiliate "Celebrities"
Has anyone else ever noticed how whenever kids end up on the Disney Channel all of the sudden they have "musical talent". Now I can understand those who say "Well they used Disney Channel to jump-start their music career." This may be true but that sure is a whole lot of people who just coincidentally all want to make it in the music industry. Quite a few of these "singers" take songs that have already been done and put their own little twist on it showing lack of originality and overall talent. Selena Gomez, Mitchel Musso are a couple of examples of those who have "musical talent".
So props to the Disney Channel for producing mindless entertaining drabble and for becoming just like all the other networks. So proud of you.
Overall not much of a rant but it's been on my mind.
(next rant Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus and Mitchel Musso)